Secret Ninja Turtle

Last night my girlfriend told me that she is "a secret ninja turtle named Raphaella Lee" and that she would "hurt me with her weapons." She said this after coming off the dance floor and explained that her watch flew off and almost hit someone in the face.  So if Erin really were a secret ninja turtle, I'd like to think that she'd look a little something like this...

BURP!

If you know my girlfriend Erin, you know she can burp on occasion. Quite often actually. But I've learned to live with it. I personally don't even know how to burp (seriously, I have no clue) but every time she burps it seems like she always has a new excuse for it.  I've had the idea to immortalize this in drawn form for quite some time, so I'm glad I finally made it happen.

ps-Erin says that I have to allow her to burp whenever she wants as a result of posting this.